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Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he

Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WIsH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ

"sMART"people day tha:-(

India men Umer Shrif

India men Umer shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->

Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...

Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...

Modeling offer for you

Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff

sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->

New Age Ashiq:

New Age Ashiq:

Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna samaj Lijye . .

Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->

Pappu mulk ko

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k sota hun.. ;->

Pappu mulk ko

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k sota hun.. ;->

Pathan interview dene gaya.

Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?

To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

Kitne Pyar se Likha Tha sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_
Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_
Apki
"DOsT¡" hmesha is dil mai rahegi...

Chahy ap mai
"INsANO "wali koi bat ho na ho... ;->

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Agar buses k naam

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

sAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me sANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

sHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

REsHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA sHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

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