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Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA Gosht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
sRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad sRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??









memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
FuNnY bUt TrUe


A Celebrity Is someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi shAlwAr BadaL L0
suBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!