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Friend 2 Sheikh:

Friend 2 sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Ek Admi Roz subha Darakht Ki shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER samajhta Tha.!

Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti

Agr spiderman PAKIsTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho

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Phr socho

"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D

The school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

Why gals not interest in sports

Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.

QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace

Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai

Woh maza na BAADsHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,

Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.

Reporter zardari se.

Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain

Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,

Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>

mujh se shadi karo ge...??

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??

Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)

1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai.

BV: aap ko mera banaya hua halwa pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 plates kha chuke hain

Ander se awaz aye...

Mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai. :-)

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