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I m a PEPCO Share Holder.

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO share Holder.

Itna busy b na raha karo,

Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

shero-shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue sMs hi forward kar diya karo.

Interview 4 New Admission

UsA school Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

No serial our marriage CD

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Do u want 2 see this

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

son : "GIVE ME sWEET KIss"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas.

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K sath bahir nikal dain;-)

3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay sirf Aik sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

Camera man studio mein bachay se

Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->

Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"IsHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->

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