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ACCA is still TOUGH.

GooD NEWs:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

Wese to es ko "DAJAL"

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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AAsLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"samaj to app gae hon ge.."

Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...

Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)

SACH KA SAMNA

sACH KA sAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 Lacs Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%

DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..

MISSION SUCCESSFUL.

Agar
Is
Waqt

Aap
so
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
se

Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.

MIssION
sUCCEssFUL. ;-)

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar karte He

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

But,

A woman can change your IDEA..

so,

Always change

Women
to change
IDEA(s)

WHAT AN IDEA

Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!

Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?

bcoz

Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!

Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai

Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki shikayat Hai

Jo sms Nahi Nikal Rahy

2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga

Aur sms Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)

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