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Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay
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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D
Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO sMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh shit








































PAKIsTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPsET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
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"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->