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MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal sMs Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)

Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay thy

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: selling G.s.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam shakar Kandi. :-)

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call

Please Is Number se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God sake!

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03216307893 (sender Number)

Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Wah Wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

Sab Kaho Aameen

Aaj Ki Dua:

Aye Allah!

Koi Ghalti se Mere Number Per Balance send Kar Day.

sab Kaho Aameen. :-)

Police ne Rok K Puch

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai

1 Dehaati Ne 5 star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.

Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay se Cup Main Chai Di.

Dehaati Ek He saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:

"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

U murdered ur frend

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Bohat Dino''n se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->

bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal

Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"

Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->

Koi Sui mangy Hum Teer deingy

Koi sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,

1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->

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