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maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain surprise dain...

Find ur Japanese Name:

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
s=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.

All Schools, Colleges and Universitie

All schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!

For details visit:

www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC

sHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

In The End,

He does not die, But

swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)

Father watching FashionTv

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

...NaYa FunDa...

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

Everything is "Pre-Written"

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun

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sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun

Revised Version of TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Revised Version of
TRUTH Is THE BEsT POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "shilpa sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

ITs GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

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