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Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

so roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

My Life Funda

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
sMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGs ? no !

Then what..?
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JUsT LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

LUNCH AUR DINNER

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

sid: sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never say Inteli-LADY.. ;)

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??

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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?

6 reasons to prefer GUNS

6 reasons to prefer GUNs over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOsT IMP:
U can buy a sILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Sceince kehti hai

sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,

Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"

shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=

New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai "LIbas"

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"

Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.

Pathan Larki Se

Pathan Larki se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez se Baat Karo.

Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

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