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GOLDEN WORDs

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
Lo G mera 1 or sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
Man: Yaar Mujhe safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main so Jaya Karo. :-)
How do u find Avogadro''s no?









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Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai sirf Tum se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
081209

Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)
suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
son: Mom! Papa Bohat shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho sakta Hai K Usne Tum se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAs BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: students write PARIs is da capital of France

REsULT DAY: students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUsION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
Itz the Month of
snow & songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an sTUDENT