s SMS Messages25826 messages

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->
Once "Chhakka"



Goes To A




"Raymonds showroom"




Guess Y?


















2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
Achon se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

sachon se Zyada
Tum sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
Aik Pathan Dosry se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra




"Demag" Yar..... :->
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Balance sharing Day

Today Is Balance sharing Day,

so send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->
T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO sIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..
PATHAN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

sARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:



"OPERATION THEATRE"
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
How Did Aamir Got
sch solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->



What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
Yaar Tum se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m so sweet ;->