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Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,

Bus BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->

Breaking News By Geo : "

Breaking News By Geo : "

Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load shedding

Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "

sorry,

Abhi Itna He suna Tha

K Light Chali Gai .

Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

Wife: Yester-Night I saw A Dream

That U Were sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%

Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

Life While Doing M.B.B.s

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: severe
Migraine, sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->

Most Successful

Most successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...

"Yet To Be seen"

The best way to

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

The best way to

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Raks Kerti Hy

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" shit"

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