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Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???
Sardar Apne Ghar ka
Darwaza kandhe Pe Utha
kr Ja Raha Tha ..

kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne kaha:
Tala khulwane ... ;->
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd k Sath Date
k Liye Oil Mein Naha k Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha k
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->
1 Sardar
Police Station k Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja ker kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->
Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: Ok..Ok

What About The

Remaining 900..!
Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
kaam
karo
k
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
k
Charo
kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..
Sardar
Cycle
k
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye kya kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREAk DANCE
How Do You know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?




























You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai kya..


Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Sardar :
I Love You Da ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?

Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
krti Hoon ... !!!

Sardar :
Aaj ka Di kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->