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Circus ka maalik

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

Santa:Aaj kisine mere

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

Sardar Ko Elecrtic

Sardar ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha kr Maut ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri khwaish kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->

Aik Sardar ki 10

Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHkIL SINGH. !

Santa - My wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

Have you eaten

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->

Shaadi mein Khana

Shaadi mein khana khula:

Sardar ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine kaha

''Dil Cheer k Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le k Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine kaha

''Dil Cheer k Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le k Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

1 sardar k ghar me

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

Santa: How can

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)

Admi: Sardar G

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)

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