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Sardar:I''ve Pain

Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

Sardar:As Far As I know,

Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age

Santa - Woh Ladki

Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U kaha To Boli

"Maine kal Hi Naya Sandal kharida Hai"

Fakeer 2 Srdar

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar k khana khlaya

Hai Ap B kuch khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-

Wats D Diff

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus ka Stand Bus ke Sath kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle ka Stand Cycle ke Sath Jata Hai.

Santa''s Girfriend

Santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand karti He.

Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi karunga!!

Santa: Should I BuyS

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Sardar : May I Come

Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...

Sardar : 75 kg Sir!!!

Sardar 1st Time

Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.

Sardar K Truck K

Sardar k Truck k Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!

Santa:Ye Gandhi

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

sardar ne shok

sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga

Banta Singh:

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

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