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Santa Helmet Pehen k Bahar Nikla To Police Ne kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter kaha He ?
Santa Xerox karne k Bad kya kar Raha Hai

kya kar Raha Hai..


Simple Check kar Raha Hai ki kahi

koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai
Sardar 2 kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi ko Chom Rha Hai,
kyun?

kanjos:Chup kar Ja Bwaqoof!

Tujhy Pata Nhe k



LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I know How Many Pockets I Have :
Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"
Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?


Banta: I Do Not know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle
Sardar: Aap k Father ki Death kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari ki Waja Se kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
Sardar ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga





Aur





Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se



Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay k Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.