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Teacher:Wo kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan ke Izzat ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

"NARRA":-)

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Santa Ki Amma

Santa ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao kamino
Amma kya suzuki Dala kr ke Gyi He

Santa- Yaar!

Santa- Yaar!

A Auratein Sharab

Se Nafrat Q karati Hai?

Banta- Islye ki,

Sharab Pine ke

Baad Chuhe Jaisa

Pati Bhi Sher

Ho Jata Hai.

A Sardar Prays

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Ek Larka Apne Papa

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap ki Shadi ki Tarhan

Papa:

kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.

Santa: My Father Dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad killed It.

Mrs. Santa Don''t Like

Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!

Santa-Oye Kya Kr

Santa-Oye kya kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby ki Aawaz Record kr Raha Hun!
Santa-kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik ka,

Hum To kirayedar Hain..

Do U Know Why

Do U know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???

2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P

Sardar g As A Directo

Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p

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