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Eik Mard Aur Eik Aurat Ja Rahe Hain, Raste Main Eik Mard Aurat Se Phuchta Hai k Tumhare Sath Yeh Mard kon Hai, To Aurat kheti Hai k Is ki Saas Meri Saas Apas Main Maan Beti Hain, Rishta kya Huwa Dono ka........!

Challange 4 All!
Tell Me On My Number....!
I am a thing....
Teachers hate me...
Cow like me...
Monkey eats me...
I am a 9 letter word
hints 4 u
_ o _ _ m _ _ y _

Challange 4 All
tell me on my number
4 Cheezein Aisi hain jo 4 Jaghon main nahi hoti,
Zameen main....
Asmaan main....
Zubaan main....
Quran Pak Main...
Har 1 MAIN 1, 1 CHEEZ NAHI HAI,

Challange 4 All
Tell me on my Number
1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k kahane ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi khata, Or kheta Hai k 1 Cheez Hoti To khata,
Batao Woh Cheez kya Hai.....

Challange 4 All...
Tell Me On My NUmber.
My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I''m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am I...?

Answer :-

A Violin :)
A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

How Did He Do This..

Answer :-

A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
1- Wo konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj ki kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

2- Wo kon Hai Jis Ne khaya Hai Per Piya kabhi Nahin.

3- Wo kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

4- Wo kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

5- Insan k Jism Main Rooh k Rehne ki Jagah kahan Hai.

Its Challenge For All.
Qustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Muhammad Siddiq Riddle Answer

A snake.
Woh kon sa tree hai jo bina pani k paida Huwa tha?
1.Wo konsi Cheez Hai Jo kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?

2.Woh konsa Janwar Hai Jis k kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per katta Hai?

3. Asad Abdullah ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah k Baap ka______ Hai?

4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori karne Ata Hai
Sub kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo kya? ;->

Hy Dum Tu Batao :
"RIdDLE Of thE NIte."

Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?

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