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Santa ko police

Santa ko police

kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q k santa ne
Bina Scooter k helmet Pehna
tha

Teacher

Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?

Santa: I''m in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?

Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

Santa- Y DO V

Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak

Sardar put his pencil

Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICkS!

Why?

He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

Dukaandar

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye khub Chalega

SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

Ek Larki Sardar

Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.

Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->

Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Teacher:Bada Ho k kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q

S:Upar Accedent ka khatra Nhi Hota

:My wedding is going

Santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!

Mene kal easy l

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

"I SAW A FILM"

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM

Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"

1st Sardar to 2nd

1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->

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