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Santa aur banta ne

Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta

Sardar: Cricket

Sardar: Cricket khail kar Aaya.

Dost: kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

k Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

SARDARJI was in a

SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhar

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

1 Sardar ki shad

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

Motorway police

Motorway police:kHAN ap 180 kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
kHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAkHN GHR PE kOI AP kA INTIZR kR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
k bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

SANTA Film Dekhn

SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film ka Board Hi Dekh ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

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kyoki
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Us Film ka Naam Tha.

" HOUSE FULL "

1st Sardar

1st Sardar:Me kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"

Intelligent Santas

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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Ans:- BESAN k PAkODE.

Sardar ka Padosi Ma

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Sardar in Fire Brigade

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa kar kya karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

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