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Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!

Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...

That''s Reality.... ;->

thought of the day

thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.

hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG

What is the difference Between

What is the difference
Between

1)Call girl
2)girl Friend
3)Wife?

Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

.......>?

Girl hostel mai phone

girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)

Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?

Girl:Kon ho tum?

girl:Kon ho tum?

Boy:hasrat tumhari,

girl:takte ho kia?

Boy:Surat tumhari,

girl:karte ho kai?

Boy:poja tumhari,

girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

girl:chahte ho kia?

Boy:muhabat yumhari,

girl:pachtao gay?

Boy:kismat hamri,

girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->

What Is Da Similarity

What Is Da Similarity Between girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->

Things Wil Change Class Room To Office

Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office

Books TO Files

Jeans To Formal

Pepsi To Juices

girlfriend To Wife

What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->

girl are best engine in

girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!

A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

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