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An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
Meri girl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;


"BOLAY TO"


Sali Ek dUM . . .!"


1 2 ka 4


1 2 ka 4
The Best Environment Day Slogan...

''Save Earth,


This Is The Only


Planet With girls !:-)
Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "India Today",

girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper
Don''t Love Reliance girl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty girl

Don''t Love Hutch girl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only Landline girl

She Will Be At Home.
Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
Q:Paki girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat Wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..