girl SMS Messages825 messages

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u''ll be disconnected
Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........
What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???










When A girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees









































And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.

girl:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
Types of girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM girlS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL girlS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK girlS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET girlS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA girlS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER girlS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM girlS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW girlS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS girlS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER girlS
Always busy when you need her
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
Consequences in
Aerica...






A girl rushed over to her
husband..


Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"





Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
girls in diff languages


Arabi=hurma
Irani= dosheza
French=fure
Hindi=kania
Italian=amito
Maxican=monaro
German=amisa



In our sindh?

Haedi wah ji chhori aa,
1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...