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A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)

A MQM boy & MMA

A MQM boy & MMA girl fall in love,MQM Boy say "Marjaunga Tere Khatir=Jiye Mahajir Jiye Mahajir".. :->MMA girl say''s Mujay Bhi Tumse Pyar Hay, Bus Aik Mushkil Dushwar Hay. Jo America Ka Yaar Hay Wo Ummat Ka Gaddaar Hay.. :->

Boy: I LOVE U...

Boy: I LOVE U...

girl: ME TOO...

BOY: How much u do u love me???

girl: As much as u do...

Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

Girls are like roads,

girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

Girls are like roads,

girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

JIN.Admi se

JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?

ADMI.Jin se bola

mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p

How Paki''s professors speak English:

How Paki''s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
*all of u stand in a straight circle!
*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!
*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

girl: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?

BOY: Achi film hai na..!

girl : Kuttay k bachay..!

BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????

girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....

Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?

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