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Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?

girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

boy 2 pretty girl

boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND

EXAMS ARE LIKE girl FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!

Girlfriend Ko I LUV

girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

New style of proposing

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

Happiest man is on whose,

Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper

beautiful girl :

beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

teenage girl was

teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
girl replied: it wus wrong number.

What is meant by ABCD

What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)

GIRL: If U will try 2

girl: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha

Sardar Apni Girl friend

Sardar Apni girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha

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