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Boy U r d Sunshine

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

Attitude of girls:

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Define a True Music Lover?

Define a True Music Lover?

A girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

You are a DOG

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Girlfriend: And are you sure

girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

A-Aik lady apny

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

Lovers sitting in a park,

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p

Boy:I love u

Boy:I love u
girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?

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