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A BOY on DATE With girl in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt
One day a girl asked Molvi,"Can i Kiss a Boy"
Molvi Replay,"Naozbillah"
girl,"Can i Kiss a Man"
Molve Replay,"Astagfirullah"
girl,"Can i Kiss you"
Molvi,"Jee Bismillah"
I hope that you finally understand,
that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend
truly loves
A guy on a sinking ship was confused if he should save the girl who loved him or the one he loves after thinking he saved the one who loved him.. but went back to drown with the girl he truly loves.
God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me
Two tear drops were floating
down a river. The first one *
asked "who are you from" she
replied, "I’m from a girl whose
man left her. Who you from?"
He replied, "I’m from the man who
regrets letting her go."
"I''ll give you the moon at night
I''ll give you star that lights your eyes
I''ll give you the sun that made just one more dawn
So another day may come
I''ll give you my heart and soul
I''ll be there to catch you when you fall
When you ask me what I give to you
girl I''ll give it all"

Marry Me Sweetheart