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zindgi apni masti
zindgi apni masti
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr
ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr
tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy
or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D
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Duur kaheen ek
Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...
Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...
Jab dekho tab Hansti thee
Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...
Usi Basti ki lagti ho
andheri kabar
andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee
so ja shaitan,
I Want
I Want
2
Kill U
But I Can''t,Bcoz,
I.P.C.340(B)
"According 2this Rule,
Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys
R Strictly Prohibited.''
LIPS bhindi ki tara
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Kabhi hausla bh
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
Apni dosro say
Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao
One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
In Summer''s Rain
In Summer''s Rain
U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out
Dance Around
Sing Songs
Meet Wit Friends
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Koi Baat Nahi. . .
Every Frog Feels The Same :-)
Abe Khajur
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.
10g Mitti
10g Kankar-Pathar
25 Type k Keere makorey,
5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..
KamaaL hai...!!!
Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
Gadhay K Bachche
Gadhay K Bachche
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.
.
.
10inch k hotay hain
Kuttay Ki Nasal
.
.
.
Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain
Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
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