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NAACHO

Gao

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Dunya ki parwa mat kero

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Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...
  

Jun, 14 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2281 views       Insult

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that is ok.
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that s amazing!!!
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Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->
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Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
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Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
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Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
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Tum Paas Aey..


Yun Muskuraey..


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Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
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Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya