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Suraj na badLa
Suraj na badLa
Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.
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kya tum mere sath
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
A Camel cow
A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
.
.
.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
You=lovely
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Kaju Badam Khajoor
Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish
Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....
Laikin
Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai
Fresh Orange Juice
__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l
Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..
Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo
It"s better to let
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
boy proposing a girl
Boy proposing a girl :
Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.
Girl : wada ?
Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.
Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Have u seen a
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
pathan
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Aaina dekh kar
Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
i X-Ray Report Aa Gayi
Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len
~~~
Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
I"d love to ask
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
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