Suraj na badLa

Suraj na badLa
Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.
  

Jun, 14 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2456 views       Insult

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Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.


10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..



KamaaL hai...!!!



Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Go down to c my heart..





























Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.



Dimag Ki tarah
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
.""""v""""".
...v...

aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don"t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???
BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,



Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,







Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?



K Mera Dost ?




Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha




Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha


"Happy MANGO season"
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..







Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.