Tum Sa koi Pyara

Tum Sa koi Pyara
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.






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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
  

Jun, 14 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     3087 views       Insult

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