Meri Muskuraht Part

Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai

Jun, 14 2010 124 chars (1 sms) 2716 views Insult

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Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

Tum Paas Aey

Tum Paas Aey..

Yun Muskuraey..

Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..

Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...

Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Ek hathi ne ek

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai

i X-Ray Report Aa Gayi

Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len

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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->

God Is So Wise

God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..

Kya aap jaante

Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN

2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

Taste dis SMS

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

World cup k bad

World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!

molvun k khilaaf

molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo

One Of D Intellignt

One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent

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