Hello, this is GOD

Hello, this is GOD
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
  

Jun, 14 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2491 views       Insult

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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai