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HARPIC Use Krne ka...
  

Jun, 14 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2693 views       Insult

more Insult SMS Messages

Yamraj:Ur Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?

Yamraj:If U Can Kiss D 1 Who Is Reading This Msg!

Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die
My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
I Want




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Kill U




But I Can''t,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
Go down to c my heart..





























Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.



Dimag Ki tarah
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF