Agar koi aj k din ap se

Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

SePtEMbEr k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai....... :P:P

Jun, 14 2010 191 chars (2 sms) 2656 views Insult

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Sabhi jungli janwaro

Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

Dozakh Main Shaitano Ne

Dozakh
Main
Shaitano
Ne
Ehtijaj
Ker
Rakha Hai
K Humare
Us
Dost
Ko
B
Giriftaar
Kia
Jaye
Jo
Is
Waqt
Zameen
Per
Azad
Ghoom
Raha Hai
Aur
"NAIK"
Logon
K
SmS
Parh
Hai...... :P

Go down to c my

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah

Na Waqt Se

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

Tez hawa ka johnka

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......

andheri kabar

andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,

Karan Johar

Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"

Ek hathi ne ek

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai

Aaina dekh kar

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya

Fanta Piyo

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

achhe kapde pehent

achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho

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Agar koi aj k din ap se

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