pathan

pathan
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
  

May, 15 2013     192 chars (2 sms)     4328 views       Insult

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Akk de bootey gulab disde.


Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai
Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
















"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo


DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo


Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain


Door Tum se Ho Na Jain


Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...


RUKOO !!!!



PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo
Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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/.".) "--- ,,
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.
jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
tuo
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tuo
tuo
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey
TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->
New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.

roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!