Tez hawa ka j

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

Jun, 14 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 2403 views Insult

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Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?

"TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

or

AAP NE KAHA

"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".

Police constable 2

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

Jab Kabhi kanjusi

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

Teacher: attendance

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.

kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

Tez hawa ka johnka

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

AYE KAAAASH.

AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.

10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..

KamaaL hai...!!!

Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!

Kya aap jante hain

Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???

Zahir hai

AAP

to ho nhi skte

to

KOI AUR HI HOGA

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One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
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"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
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Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..

Jaha pana Tusi ;

Jaha pana
Tusi
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Gr8
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Ho
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Tohafa
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Kabul
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Karo

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LL ''.
Mutra visarjan..:-)

Main terai balooon

Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............

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Tez hawa ka j

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