Your place or mine

Your place or mine
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
  

Jun, 14 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2267 views       Insult

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One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???



















Zahir hai











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KOI AUR HI HOGA
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k










Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo


DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo


Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain


Door Tum se Ho Na Jain


Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...


RUKOO !!!!



PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..







Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!