Your place or mine

Your place or mine
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
  

Jun, 14 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2710 views       Insult

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.


kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...


button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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ab to kar do sms...
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
Go down to c my heart..





























Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.



Dimag Ki tarah
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?


"TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

or


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"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".