Your place or mine

Your place or mine
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
  

Jun, 14 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2174 views       Insult

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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
Pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the...?


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kyO?



SoCho?


Kyonki Thakur GABBAR ko SMS Nahi Karta Tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.... :P
My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,



Or nA tArpAo..



Ab t0 bAtA d0..



Or nA shArmAo..



k..



Tum mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..




Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
tuo
tuo
tuo
tuo
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
Today is MMS day:

MMS means:







=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=




I''ve done my part.. :->
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho


Akk de bootey gulab disde.


Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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