Your place or mine

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Your place or mine
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
  
Jun, 14 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2337 views       Insult

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Yaar aaj ka din
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!
Your network tariff
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
Aaina dekh kar
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.
Is dil ka kaha mano
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,

1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,

meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,



ghar say naha k nikloo,

Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo
My Eyes – Miss U
My Eyes – Miss U





My Feelings – Loves U





My Mind – Calls U




My Life Is U






I’ll Die Widout U



I love U





“Aisa Tumhari Girl Friend Mujhe Bholti Hai.”
SambhaaLoo Us ko..... :P
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
No Visits No Calls
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
Meri Muskuraht Part
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai
Vodafone walon
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam



tuuuuu nahi jayega!
I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
1 din bandar bola
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

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