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Your place or mine
Your place or mine
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
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One day a donkey
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.
So plz don''t look into mirror coz..
I''ll miss u... :P
Mental Hospital
Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental
SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
Gadhay K Bachche
Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch k hotay hain
Kuttay Ki Nasal
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain
Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
Dil Se Dilalgi
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte
Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte
Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka
Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-
Hi hw r u
Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?
Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of
ZOO. We got all the animals except u
achhe kapde pehent
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho
TWO GOLDEN RULES
TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:
Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.
Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,
Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->
U r ''P'' ure
U r
''P'' ure
''I'' ntelligent
And
''G'' reat. . . . !
Said That Sarcastically . . .
Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?
Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas
That''s From My Heart . . . .
Ab t0 bAtA d0
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,
Or nA tArpAo..
Ab t0 bAtA d0..
Or nA shArmAo..
k..
Tum mUjh sE..
mUjh sE..
mUjh sE..
Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
open with love
open with love
mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai
bura to nahi maano ge
wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai
wo pyar bharay 3 lafz
"Insaan Ban Jaao"
Forest king Virappa
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
barsaat ke mausam
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
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