Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificat
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
  

Jun, 14 2010     69 chars (1 sms)     2752 views       Insult

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1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can''t,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k










Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai


After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 Mins

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P