Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificat
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
  

Jun, 14 2010     69 chars (1 sms)     2329 views       Insult

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achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho
boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!
TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->
The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
No matter how high da sky is


How deep da ocean is


How strong da wind is


How wide da river is


I jus want 2 tell U




They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
.""""v""""".
...v...

aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don"t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???
Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.