Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificat
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
  

Jun, 14 2010     69 chars (1 sms)     2790 views       Insult

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Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.


WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.


Kitab k Front page K Liey


Kitab ka Naam hai



QABAR KA AZAB.
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->
=o00o====o00o
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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.
Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

uffffffffff........






tum larki ho ya noise polution??
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .


HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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ab to kar do sms...
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!