Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificat
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
  

Jun, 14 2010     69 chars (1 sms)     2142 views       Insult

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Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main

Operation Tayyar

Saman Mojood

Docters Mojood

Nurses Mojood

Laikin Mental



SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,



Or nA tArpAo..



Ab t0 bAtA d0..



Or nA shArmAo..



k..



Tum mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..




Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
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Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai?

Video Dekhen Ge.
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
when i miss u
i read your sms




when i want to see u
i close my eyes




and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho