Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

Jun, 14 2010 69 chars (1 sms) 2365 views Insult

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Have u seen a

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Tu hai harjaee

Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

A girl says to

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

Hi, How r u

Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New

"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->

Where r u? U r u

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.

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One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..

Kia Tum Ud

Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?

Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?

Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?

Nahi Na ! ! !

Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata

It"s better to let

It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

You=lovely

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Today is MMS

Today is MMS day:

MMS means:

=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=

I''ve done my part.. :->

Mental Hospital

Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main

Operation Tayyar

Saman Mojood

Docters Mojood

Nurses Mojood

Laikin Mental

SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.

10 things i like in u

10 things i like in u.

1.ur choice-me as ur frnd.
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Ankhe fad k kya dekh rahe ho uske baad koi dhang ka kam kiya hai kya

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