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I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
  

Jun, 14 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     2418 views       Insult

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!
No matter how high da sky is


How deep da ocean is


How strong da wind is


How wide da river is


I jus want 2 tell U




They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
Go down to c my heart..





























Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.



Dimag Ki tarah
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FITAY MU!!



Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka
Ek MsG RoZ
KeEp De FrIeNd ClOsE

DiN MaIn PaAAnCh(5)
DoStI Pe Na AaYe AaNcH

DiN MaIn DuS..
MiLe YaAri Ka RuS..

Din MaIn BeeS
PeHlE Ek Tou KeR KhaBeEs... ;->
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Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte

Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte

Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka

Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-