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kyon har bar mosam
kyon har bar mosam
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
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Badshah Ne AeLaan
Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..
Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!
CoLgate se Daant
CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,
CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,
Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...
HARPIC Use Krne ka...
Those beautifu
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
Suit Bara Sohna
Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
Read This Wazeefa 100
Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is
"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"
SMS karne k fayde
SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
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'=. You are,
A-B-C-D
¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear
E-F-G
* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius
H-I-J.
= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'
World cup k bad
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
Scientists all over
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
Agar Aap se koi
Agar Aap se koi kahe k
U r
"GOOD LOOKING"
"SMART"
Or
"GENIOUS"
"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna
February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
ACHA KAAM....
Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Main terai balooon
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....
main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......
per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....
her baar phisal jata hoon............
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