kyon har bar mosam

kyon har bar mosam
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
  

Jun, 14 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2239 views       Insult

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Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.
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hai?
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
Adhuray hain!

Baadal
Bin Barish

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Suraj
Bin Roshni

Phool
Bin Khushbu

Dil
Bin Dharkan

Shama
Bin Parwana

Or

Or

Tum Bin
Zoo Ki Ronaq... :P
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Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;)
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Let"s play?
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A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

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Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
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