Kya aap jaante

Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN

Jun, 14 2010 199 chars (2 sms) 2396 views Insult

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Suraj
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Dil
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