A Camel cow

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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.
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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...

Jun, 14 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2747 views Insult

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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
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Aap K Brain ki X-Ray

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.

10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..

KamaaL hai...!!!

Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!

Agar Aap se koi

Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"

"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"

"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna

February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?

A girl says to

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

Today is MMS

Today is MMS day:

MMS means:

=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=

I''ve done my part.. :->

INSAN KO BEMAR KAR DENAY WALI CHEZAYN

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"

No matter how

No matter how high da sky is

How deep da ocean is

How strong da wind is

How wide da river is

I jus want 2 tell U

They’re none of UR BUSINESS!

Mujhe pata hai

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.

Main terai balooon

Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............

Dosti aour mohabbat

Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?

U r Ultimate

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
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U r Unique
In short ......
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Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI

Ye BADAL

Ye BIJLI

Sirf Aap K Liye,

Ye HAWA

Ye MAUSAM

Sirf Ap K Liye,

8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,

Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH...

Sirf Aap K Liye!

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A Camel cow

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