A Camel cow

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...

Jun, 14 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2864 views Insult

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Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

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"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"

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February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?

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SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
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I know how to

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hai?
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
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pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
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Meray Piyarey Doost

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Aap Pareshan haiI

Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya

"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna

Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
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Kya aap jaante

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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
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Please tell them ur age.

zindgi apni masti

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

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