A Camel cow

A Camel cow

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk




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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
  

Jun, 14 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2502 views       Insult

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Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
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kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
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Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada



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Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
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MENTAL CASE!!
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
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