A Camel cow

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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.
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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...

Jun, 14 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2687 views Insult

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Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

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Fanta Piyo

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

andheri kabar

andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,

Kia Tum Ud

Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?

Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?

Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?

Nahi Na ! ! !

Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

kya tum mere sath

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

TWO GOLDEN RULES

TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->

Hi hw r u

Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?

Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

Ab t0 bAtA d0

Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,

Or nA tArpAo..

Ab t0 bAtA d0..

Or nA shArmAo..

k..

Tum mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P

barsaat ke mausam

barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.

Ek Kabotar

Ek Kabotar

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Buhat upar gaya

Itna

Itna

Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.

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A Camel cow

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