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A Camel cow
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A Camel cow
A Camel cow
A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
.
.
.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
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Bhoot Ki Beti Apni
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Tum Sa koi Pyara
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.
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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
aap yahan maze
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
Tez hawa ka j
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
ACHA KAAM....
Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Tez hawa ka johnka
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
Kaju Badam Khajoor
Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish
Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....
Laikin
Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai
Your place or mine
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Pehle chitthi k
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,
ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.
Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.
Na Waqt Se
Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"
Tum Paas Aey
Tum Paas Aey..
Yun Muskuraey..
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..
Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...
Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
Main terai balooon
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....
main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......
per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....
her baar phisal jata hoon............
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