A Camel cow

A Camel cow

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk




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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
  

Jun, 14 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2575 views       Insult

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