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A Camel cow
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A Camel cow
A Camel cow
A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
.
.
.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
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Insult
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I Want
I Want
2
Kill U
But I Can''t,Bcoz,
I.P.C.340(B)
"According 2this Rule,
Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys
R Strictly Prohibited.''
Dil Main Hamesha Ik
Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,
Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,
Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?
K Mera Dost ?
Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?
open with love
open with love
mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai
bura to nahi maano ge
wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai
wo pyar bharay 3 lafz
"Insaan Ban Jaao"
boy proposing a girl
Boy proposing a girl :
Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.
Girl : wada ?
Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.
Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Karan Johar
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
Roshni chand se
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
Tez hawa ka johnka
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
achhe kapde pehent
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho
Aap Aachhe
Aap
Aachhe
Imaandar
Sanskarwan
Sunder
Sushil
Samjhadaar
Pyare
Khubsurat
Tailented Insaan ho,
Pata Karo
Ye Afwaah Kaon Udaa Raha Hai.
ACHA KAAM....
Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Tum Sa koi Pyara
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.
(\./)
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\,,/"( , , )
/ \ / \
Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
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