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A Camel cow
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A Camel cow
A Camel cow
A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
.
.
.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
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Jun, 14 2010
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Yaar Mujhe AIk
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
Udass kyon kharey
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha
Wah Wah Wah
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha
Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha
"Happy MANGO season"
haha Hai Jise
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada
Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada
Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada
Tu hai Hai wo....
HARAMZADA..
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
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B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
zindgi apni masti
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr
ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr
tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy
or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D
achhe kapde pehent
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
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1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe''n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?"
Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;)
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Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
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Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
Baharo phool barsao
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai
Dil Se Dilalgi
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte
Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte
Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka
Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-
Soowar ke bachh
Soowar ke bachhe!
Ullo ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille !
Gadhe ki aulaad !
Bhains ke bachhde,
Bakri ke memne,
Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.
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