A Camel cow

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...

Jun, 14 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 3024 views Insult

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