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Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......
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Phone K RIshte Bhi
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
Jaha pana Tusi ;
Jaha pana
Tusi
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Mutra visarjan..:-)
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Dil Se Dilalgi
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte
Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte
Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka
Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-
Har vele fikar
Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,
tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
barsaat ke mausam
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
haha Hai Jise
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada
Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada
Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada
Tu hai Hai wo....
HARAMZADA..
A Camel cow
A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
Jab Kabhi kanjus
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Who Wants 2 B A
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
My Msg 2 da wrld
My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
Its not you....!
One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..
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