Mental Hospital

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Operation Tayyar

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Docters Mojood

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Laikin Mental

SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.

Jun, 14 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2001 views Insult

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How deep da ocean is

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I jus want 2 tell U

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SMS karne k fayde

SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
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