U r ''P'' ure

U r ''P'' ure
U r

''P'' ure

''I'' ntelligent

And

''G'' reat. . . . !




Said That Sarcastically . . .





Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?





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That''s From My Heart . . . .
  

Jun, 14 2010     250 chars (2 sms)     2316 views       Insult

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Wife: ThanX G

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Wife: ThanX G

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Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
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Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.


10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..



KamaaL hai...!!!



Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish


Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....

Laikin


Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,

Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,

CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,



Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...





HARPIC Use Krne ka...
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe''n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?"













Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;)
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D