U r ''P'' ure

U r

''P'' ure

''I'' ntelligent

And

''G'' reat. . . . !

Said That Sarcastically . . .

Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?

Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas

That''s From My Heart . . . .

Jun, 14 2010 250 chars (2 sms) 2420 views Insult

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Suraj na badLa

Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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/.".) "--- ,,
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.

World cup k bad

World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!

Asli Bewkuf Ki 4

Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1.
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?

Insult

'=. You are,
A-B-C-D

¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear

E-F-G

* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius

H-I-J.

= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'

Tum Sa koi Pyara

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.

(\./)
/.".) "^----;";_
\,,/"( , , )
/ \ / \

Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.

Its not you....!

One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..

Go down to c my

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah

Mobile pe ek v

Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!

Two devils came

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

No Visits No Calls

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

Teacher: attendance

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.

kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

boy proposing a girl

Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.

Girl : wada ?

Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.

Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..

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