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Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..

G Basheer g

Basheer G...!!

Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..

Jun, 14 2010 314 chars (2 sms) 2340 views Insult

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Pakistan Post Office

Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!

It"s better to let

It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

Duur kaheen ek

Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...

Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...

Jab dekho tab Hansti thee

Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...

Usi Basti ki lagti ho

Vodafone walon

Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam

tuuuuu nahi jayega!

Why does a stupid

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Badshah Ne AeLaan

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..

Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!

andheri kabar

andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,

Read This Wazeefa 100

Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is

"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"

Calling you a

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......

Forest king Virappa

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

Wat do you call an

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!

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