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Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..

G Basheer g

Basheer G...!!

Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..

Jun, 14 2010 314 chars (2 sms) 2245 views Insult

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beta tayari kar

beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo

phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge

zindgi apni masti

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D

open with love

open with love

mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai

bura to nahi maano ge

wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai

wo pyar bharay 3 lafz

"Insaan Ban Jaao"

Jab Kabhi kanjusi

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

Apni dosro say

Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao

Ek Kabotar

Ek Kabotar

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Buhat upar gaya

Itna

Itna

Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.

Sarey Gawaho Au

Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.

Jabse Tumhe dekha

Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

Kabhi hausla bh

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Pakistan Post Office

Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!

boy proposing a girl

Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.

Girl : wada ?

Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.

Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..

Ur Time Is Over

Yamraj:Ur Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?

Yamraj:If U Can Kiss D 1 Who Is Reading This Msg!

Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die

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