LIPS bhindi ki tara

LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...

Jun, 14 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 2334 views Insult

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Tez hawa ka j

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

aham! this is not

.""""v""""".
...v...

aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don"t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???

Pappu to chinese

Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.

kyon har bar mosam

kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?

U r Ultimate

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Dil Se Dilalgi

Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte

Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte

Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka

Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-

Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Ghanti Baji

Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya

ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai

Wah kya baat hai...

Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay

"AQAL" kya hoti hai

"AQAL" kya hoti hai?
Asman ne kaha: Bahut Buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bahut Gehri hoti hai,
Apne kaha:Hain............. Woh kya hoti hai?

i think tum zindgi main

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

.
.

Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

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