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LIPS bhindi ki tara
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
  
Jun, 14 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2236 views       Insult

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kanjoos ki zindagi
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
A girl says to
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
Vodafone walon
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam



tuuuuu nahi jayega!
One day a donkey
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
Tez hawa ka johnka
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
1 Aqalmand Insan
1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe''n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?"













Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;)
GoLdEn WoRdS
GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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''LaNaT HaI Tm Pe'' ;->
kyon har bar mosam
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
Ab tek meri life
Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile
CoLgate se Daant
CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,

Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,

CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,



Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...





HARPIC Use Krne ka...
kanjos ki zindagi
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
Abe Khajur
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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