No matter how

No matter how high da sky is

How deep da ocean is

How strong da wind is

How wide da river is

I jus want 2 tell U

They’re none of UR BUSINESS!

Jun, 14 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2359 views Insult

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Jab Kabhi kanjus

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

Ab tek meri life

Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile

Taste dis SMS

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Pyarey Bhaiyya

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.

Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF

I Want

I Want

2

Kill U

But I Can''t,Bcoz,

I.P.C.340(B)

"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''

Kia Tum Ud

Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?

Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?

Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?

Nahi Na ! ! !

Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

.
.

Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

Apni dosro say

Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao

Please FAX ur Picture

Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.

WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.

Kitab k Front page K Liey

Kitab ka Naam hai

QABAR KA AZAB.

Suah sweray utth

Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"

Ab t0 bAtA d0

Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,

Or nA tArpAo..

Ab t0 bAtA d0..

Or nA shArmAo..

k..

Tum mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P

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