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Read This Wazeefa 100
Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is
"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"
... MaX iNsUlTz ...
... MaX iNsUlTz ...
* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!
* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!
* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over Your
Mouth ...
Because
I m Allergic To Bullshit
Tum Sa koi Pyara
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.
(\./)
/.".) "^----;";_
\,,/"( , , )
/ \ / \
Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
Dekho mere sms ka kamal
Dekho mere sms ka kamal
Ghanti Baji
Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya
ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai
Wah kya baat hai...
Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay
I"d love to ask
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
I Like Grapes
I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz...
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum''on yar,
Its just A
.
.
.
.
.
Fact.
Udass kyon kharey
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha
Wah Wah Wah
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha
Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha
"Happy MANGO season"
kyon har bar mosam
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
Apni dosro say
Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao
i think tum zindgi main
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
Roshni chand se
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
pathan
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
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