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'=. You are,
A-B-C-D

¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear

E-F-G

* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius

H-I-J.

= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'

Jan, 22 2012 169 chars (2 sms) 4857 views Insult

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Kya aap jaante

Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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MAI HUN

Tez hawa ka j

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

sham hote hii ye

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

Abe Khajur

Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

achhe kapde pehent

achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho

4 roses, just fo

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Gadho ki rac

Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..

msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....

Flowers+butterfly

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Main terai balooon

Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............

Sabhi jungli janwaro

Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

Jis waqt khuda ne

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Dost Tumhari Girl

Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->

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